can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
