Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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