no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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