But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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