they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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