I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
They took my balls.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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