what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Boobs are out for the taking
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You were trust falling into bushes
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
