is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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