where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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