Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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