what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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