the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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