super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he puts the penis in happiness.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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