Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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