He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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