Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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