Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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