i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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