That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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