The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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