I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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