Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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