"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Say something about gay babies.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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