so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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