At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
send nudes
from the living room?
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