I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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