but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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