Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Randomize