girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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