She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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