What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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