do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize