Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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