Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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