She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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