so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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