All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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