You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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