He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's just like the Real World with babies
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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