Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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