Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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