Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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