do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She bit a glass in half.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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