we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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