His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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