i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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