like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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