thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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