woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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