Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
