Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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