1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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